texts exchanged between me and hubby:
me: had a weird dream last night that you have 2 girlfriends, both “bule” (caucasian), with kids and fatter than me.
him: why do u think i am a chubby chaser?
me: i dunno. weird dream.
him: if i had other gfs I would want cute ones.
me: i think i’d be offended if you cheat on me with someone uglier than me.
thing is, i probably would. seriously. won’t you?