life lesson: marriage101

texts exchanged between me and hubby:

 

me: had a weird dream last night that you have 2 girlfriends, both “bule” (caucasian), with kids and fatter than me. 

him: why do u think i am a chubby chaser?

me: i dunno. weird dream. 

him: if i had other gfs I would want cute ones. 

me: i think i’d be offended if you cheat on me with someone uglier than me. 

him: LOL. 

 

thing is, i probably would. seriously. won’t you? 

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